Television: Skeleton Crew

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On December 2, Disney+ will premiere Star Wars: Skeleton Crew, its latest television series trying to cash in on its Star Wars investment.

This is Disney’s quick summary of the story:

“Skeleton Crew” follows the journey of four kids who make a mysterious discovery on their seemingly safe home planet, then get lost in a strange and dangerous galaxy, crossing paths with the likes of Jod Na Nawood, the mysterious character played by Law. Finding their way home—and meeting unlikely allies and enemies—will be a greater adventure than they ever imagined.

Clearly, this series is targeted at children, though given how bad some of the series for adults have been, maybe this one will be better. Jude Law has signed on for this adventure, which is a positive sign.

Maybe this is Disney’s plan – rebuild the brand from the ground up for a new generation of kids. Given the earlier series that litter the landscape, that might be the best bet for this franchise.

I would have put my money into Andor, but Disney seems to have abandoned the adults in the room.

Stay tuned.

Update: I enjoyed the first season and hope to see more. It is better made and not as stuck to the Star Wars orthodoxy as the other television series, making it a fresh take on a well-worn galaxy. It may be Goonies with light sabers, but that’s okay. Plus, when you throw Jude Law into the mix, you get an edge that keeps in all the more interesting. A number of critics appear to agree, and Rotten Tomatoes gives the series a 91%.

  • Zaki Hasan, San Francisco Chronicle: “Fresh score. For anyone who says the House That Lucas Built is out of ideas and has been picked clean, “Skeleton Crew” proves there’s still meat left on those bones.”
  • Jack Seale, Guardian: “You’re best advised to pretend Skeleton Crew isn’t there until the holidays begin, and then enjoy it non-judgmentally, sprawled en famille eating chocolates from a round tin. This less-serious Star Wars is an escape to a happy place.”
  • John Nugent, Empire Magazine: “This is a perfectly fun entry in the ever-expanding Star Wars canon: light and frothy by design, driven by a genuinely sweet cast of younglings at the fore.”

Videos: Behind the Scenes Look at the Evil Empire

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Image (Credit): Scene from season one of For the Empire. (AFK)

If the political news these days is a bit too much, I recommend you sit back and have some fun with a few Star Wars videos. The For the Empire series provides humorous behind-the-scene antics in the Empire. One of my favorite short films is The Battlefield where a storm trooper encounters a Jedi on the battlefield for the first time. Or try A Certain Point of View for commentary on the Empire’s foreign policy.

It reminds me of the Star Wars skits from Robot Chicken, which are worth a second viewing as well.

While none of this is Andor, it is a welcome respite from today’s news. We all need a laugh or two.

The For The Empire series on YouTube uses Epic Games’ Unreal Engine to produce these high quality videos. It it quite a few steps beyond the claymation of Robot Chicken. If this is the future of animation, then Hollywood had better watch its back.

Television: The End of The Acolyte

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Image (Credit): Scene from Disney’s Star Wars: Acolyte television series. (Lucasfilm)

I cannot say I am surprised that Disney’s new Star Wars television series The Acolyte has been cancelled after only one season. I watched a few episodes and gave up.

Given that Disney has decided to spread the Star Wars series very thin over multiple storylines, it seems that the goal has been more TV rather than better TV. Even the trick of dropping in the occasional cameo, be it Luke Skywalker or various versions of Darth Vader, has worn thin.

So while the first series, The Mandalorian, is going into its fourth season, the other series are more or less limping along. The best of the lot, Andor, missed 2024 completely and will have its second and last season next year. What if Disney had concentrated more on Andor and less on these other spin-offs (The Book of Boba Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka)? Maybe we would be talking about season three of Andor and the franchise would have some new and true fans.

With all of this busyness with little to show for it, I was surprised to read that Disney was putting out a Mandalorian feature film that mashes together some of the television storylines. Are we now milking to death the still struggling offspring of the Star Wars family? Why?

Disney needs to use its cash and creative talent to come up with new sci-fi series. Look at The Expanse for some ideas or just visit the sci-fi section of the library.

All I know is that turning Star Wars into a money pit is not the way to go.

In Case You Missed It: Experiencing Disney’s Star Wars Hotel

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Image (Credit): Drinks at the Disney Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser. (Disney)

The Disney hotel lasted for less than two years, but for more than four hours you can experience it on YouTube.

Opened in March 2022, Disney’s Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser was an expensive, all-inclusive hotel that brought Star Wars adventures directly to the well-heeled. By September 2023, the fun was over when Disney shuttered the hotel forever after failing to attract enough customers.

The YouTube video, The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel, follows Jenny Nicholson, who paid $6,000 for a two-night stay at the hotel. You get to see the experience for yourself and get deep into the highs and lows of her adventure.

Since most of us either lacked the funds or chutzpah to check into this hotel, this is the next best thing. You may never see such an adventure again. Of course, maybe the Alien franchise will see something to build on. After all, that series is all about the gullible checking in but not checking out.

Television: New Star Wars Series Acolyte

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Do we really need one more Star Wars television series? Not really, but we will get one anyway. It starts tomorrow (June 4) and is called Acolyte. It reminds me of the movie Solo, which was made for no other purpose other than to mine the diminishing appeal of the Star Wars empire (financial empire, that is). We seem to be getting to the point of better special effects and the disappearance of any meaningful story.

Here is the pitch for the new series (and trailer):

In “Star Wars: The Acolyte,” an investigation into a shocking crime spree pits a respected Jedi Master (Lee Jung-jae) against a dangerous warrior from his past (Amandla Stenberg). As more clues emerge, they travel down a dark path where sinister forces reveal all is not what it seems….

I would much rather see a bolder and better told story for The Mandalorian, or an earlier release of the second (and sadly last) season of Andor, which was pushed until next year. Instead, we get the a mishmash of old themes that represents one more stirring of a old pot.

This is a combination of everything that poisoned the original series – too many special effects in episodes I-III and a less than original story in episodes VII-IX. At least The Mandalorian was fun, and Andor gave us an interesting piece of the overall story (as did the movie Rouge One). The rest is chaff.

Nonetheless, the series will continue and we are expected to abide. As Darth Vader said in The Empire Strikes Back, “There is no escape. Don’t make me destroy you.”

Update: I ended my viewing after the second episode. The program was too stiff with little humor or self-awareness. I do not need to spend my time with CSI: Star Wars. I will await the return of Andor.

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